GRUMPY'S AUTOMOTIVE CONCIERGE SERVICE

All of Long Island Beta launch

Rich Campo's business card: Grumpy's Automotive Concierge Service, Richard Campo, Owner | Operator, All of Long Island, Beta Launch, grumpysconcierge@gmail.com, 516-901-6799, grumpysautomotiveconcierge.com
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Before you approve a repair anywhere on Long Island, text me the shop's quote. I'll tell you if you're being ripped off.

Rich at his desk, auditing a repair invoice

Got a quote in your hand?

Send me your quote or text 516-901-6799
The tail light of a black luxury sedan in the rain at dusk
A car key fob on dark leather beside a folded repair invoice and a gold pen

YOUR CAR,
OUR PRIORITY.

40+

Years in the car business

ASE Master Technician Certified

Factory Master Technician Certified

Volkswagen · Audi · Porsche · Maserati · Alfa Romeo · Sterling

With over 40 years of trusted experience in the automotive industry, I'm stepping in as your personal, independent advisor. I don't pull wrenches, pick up cars or tow them, which means I have zero conflict of interest. My only goal is to audit the shops for you, keep your vehicle running smoothly and make sure you never get ripped off again. Send me any repair quote, labor rate or parts list before you approve the work. I'll check that the prices are fair and the repairs are actually necessary, and keep your hard-earned money in your wallet.

Richard Campo, Owner | Operator

WHAT I DOFOR YOU

Five ways I look out for you and your car. All of it happens by text, phone or email.

Send me your quote

HOW IT WORKS

  1. A shop's repair estimate, before the audit

    You send the quote

    Text or email me a photo of the shop's estimate before you say yes.

  2. The same estimate with my red pen on it

    I audit every line

    Parts against real-world prices, labor against standard times, and whether the work is needed.

  3. The audited estimate, total corrected to about $750

    You get my verdict

    What's fair, what's padded and what you don't need, in plain English.

  4. A dark sedan up on a lift in a spotless service bay

    I line up the shop

    Want a better shop for the job? I find the most reliable one and help set up the appointment.

Plans and prices

PICK A PLAN

On-Demand Service$50per service Single Vehicle Plan$19.99 $9.99a month per vehicleBeta Price — Yours for Life Multi-Car Household Plan$45a month
What it isOne estimate review or shop consultation, when you need itA monthly plan for one carA monthly plan for up to three cars
Pay a year upfrontNot needed: you pay per service$215.89 a year at the regular price, saving $23.99$486 a year, saving $54
Quote and estimate reviewsOne per serviceIncludedIncluded for each car
Shop research and bookingOne consultation per serviceIncludedIncluded
Reminders, invoices and historyNot includedIncludedIncluded for each car
Member perks at affiliated shopsNot included10% off at all 12 shops10% off at all 12 shops
How you payZelle QR or 516-901-6799Zelle QR or 516-901-6799Zelle QR or 516-901-6799
Choose Send me your quote Sign up for the beta Sign up

Referral program Refer 2 friends who join Grumpy's, and your next month is FREE.

They put your name on the sign-up form where it asks who referred them.

Zelle QR code that pays Richard Campo at 516-901-6799

Scan to pay with Zelle

Open Zelle in your bank app, tap the QR icon and scan. It pays Richard Campo.

Using another payment app? Send to 516-901-6799.

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AFFILIATED SHOPS & SERVICES

Twelve shops and services I trust in Selden, Centereach, Medford and Patchogue: repairs, towing, transmissions, tires, glass, body work, car sales and accessories.

10% offExclusive member discount at all 12 shops. Live now.

  • Complete automotive repair. My flagship affiliate.839 Middle Country Rd, Selden, NY 11784(631) 698-4455middlecountryautomotive.com

  • Diagnostic specialist. Family owned and operated since 1978.1154 Middle Country Rd, Selden, NY 11784(631) 732-8884

  • 1800 Middle Country Rd, Centereach, NY 11720(631) 676-2312

  • Repairs and towing, 40 years in business.2204 Middle Country Rd, Centereach, NY 11720(631) 467-5757 · towing (631) 737-8439mightydiscountauto.com

  • 1367 Middle Country Rd, Centereach, NY 11720(631) 732-8594

  • 835 Middle Country Rd, Selden, NY 11784(631) 346-3870autolandusa.net

  • 504 Middle Country Rd, Selden, NY 11784(631) 732-5909jtlautosales.com

  • General repair and 24-hour towing. Open Monday to Saturday, 8 to 6.46 Division St, Patchogue, NY 11772(631) 758-7171mdautorepairny.com

  • Transmissions rebuilt, repaired and resealed.207 E Main St, Patchogue, NY 11772(631) 289-4200

  • Towing and roadside assistance.2944 Route 112, Medford, NY 11763(631) 542-2727

  • Auto customization: tint, wraps, rims and tires, lift kits and accessories.7 Centereach Mall, Centereach, NY 11720(631) 615-2656eastendautokicks.com

  • Tires and auto service.1929 Middle Country Rd, Centereach, NY 11720(631) 585-8866

Not just repairs. We've got your accessories covered too.

East End Auto Kicks · Tint · Wraps · Rims & Tires · Lift Kits · Lighting · And more

"Your Ride... Your Way!"

Own an honest shop, tow service or auto business? Call me at 516-901-6799 to join my network of trusted shops on Long Island.

QUESTIONS

How do you know if a shop is ripping me off?

I check the quote line by line: part prices against what they really cost, labor against standard times, and whether the work is actually necessary. Then I tell you straight.

Do you fix cars?

No. I don't pull wrenches, pick up cars or tow them. That's the point: I have zero conflict of interest, so my only goal is looking out for you.

What does it cost?

$50 for a one-time quote review or shop consultation. Or join a plan: $19.99 a month for one car, or $45 a month for up to three. Paid a year upfront, it's $215.89 or $486. During beta testing, the first 300 customers pay $9.99 a month per vehicle, locked in for life.

How do I pay?

For Zelle, scan the QR code under Pick a Plan with your bank app. For any other payment app, send to 516-901-6799.

Do you have a referral program?

Yes. Refer 2 friends who join Grumpy's, and your next month is free. They just put your name on the sign-up form where it asks who referred them.

What do you remind me about?

Your New York State inspection, your NY registration and your oil changes. I keep the dates in your file and tell you before each one is due. I also check your car for open recalls, which the dealer repairs for free.

Do you cover my town?

If it's on Long Island, yes. Nassau or Suffolk, I cover all of it, and everything happens by text, phone or email.

What are the member perks?

An exclusive 10% discount at all 12 of my affiliated shops, live now: repair shops, towing, transmissions, tires, auto glass, body work, used car dealers and accessories in Selden, Centereach, Medford and Patchogue. They're listed under Affiliated shops.

SEND ME YOUR QUOTE

Your email opens with this filled in. Attach a photo of the shop's quote and hit send.

Or text the photo to 516-901-6799, call me, or email me.

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